Macclesfield Rambling Club, 
formed in 1948 

Affiliated to Countrywide Holidays Association 1951 - 2005
Affiliated to The Ramblers Association
in 2005

 

Special Event - Honorary Life Membership Award

Twenty one members enjoyed a lovely evening meal at Marco Polo Prestbury on Wednesday 19th May 2004.

The occasion was the surprise award of Honorary Life Membership of the club to Beryl Footman. The announcement was made by Chairman John Langdill. 

An amusing verse written for the occasion was read out by Nigel Shaw (reproduced below) and then Jackie Booth presented Beryl with a card (signed by all present), a bouquet of Flowers and a Stainless Steel Thermos Flask. 

 

Picture by S Ratcliffe - Beryl makes a thankyou speech
Please allow me a moment of your time,
to speak with uneducated peril,
as I entertain you once more in rhyme
and tell of the honour we bestow, on Beryl.

She Studies French and has a maths degree
The Times Jumbo crossword is no strain
So against popular belief as you'll see
our Essex girl, certainly has, got a brain!

Once Deputy Head of Nottingham High
Then Head of Macclesfield Girls High school
Finally the F. E. College's Principal guy
This educated lady, is no fool.

She can fool around, tell jokes and stories
Walks with Beryl are always a giggle
Humorous and entertaining she sure is
Like saying eight, is a naught, with a belt in the middle!

And if crisp packets have 25% less fat
What happens if you eat four?
And that story about France when she went splat
as she tried to walk through a double glazed door!
Monopoly games she's an inventor of old
A champion of quizzes and a quiz mistress too
And a wiz on PCs or so I am told
but if you ring her mobile she gets in a stew!

Joining Macc Ramblers about ten years ago
With all our members she soon got-on
That first ramble down Lathkill Dale, she wasn't slow
In fact she fell and then rolled to the bottom!

Now on rambles, if you hear a repetitive click
Have a look round and see if it's Beryl
the noise may well be coming from her walking stick
which has a gun cartridge in place of the ferrule!

Much more I could tell there is such a lot
but I have rambled enough for one night
that it's no longer a surprise, matters not,
so now raise your glass for the time is right

It is my great pleasure not only to award
Honorary Life Membership to Beryl
But to say we have clubbed together
And bought her a new rubber Ferrule !

Framed copy

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